Two Heads

I was down in my laboratory late one night
Brewing up some beer when I got a big fright
I looked at my vat and I what did I see?
My beer had two heads, they were looking at me

I couldn't bear to see what I saw
But that beer tasted good and I had to have more
I turned out the lights, then I let out a bark
My beer had two heads that glowed in the dark

Two heads, oh my beer had two heads
Filled me with dreads,
My beer had two heads

Then one of the heads made a promise to me
That I'd be a better fighter than Mohamed Ali
I'd be brighter than Einstein, my argument's won
I'd even play guitar like Eric Clapton.
(Take it away slow hand)

       Guitar solo

Then the other head said "I'll make you a deal
Drink me and I'll give you so much sex appeal
No creature alive will resist your charms
Beautiful young women will flock to your arms."


So I drank that beer and a few dozen more
I woke up in the morning, sick and sorry and sore
A couple of teeth were missing from my head
And what was Elton John doing there in my bed?

Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye
Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye
Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye

I'm here to tell you now that's how it began
Now my two headed beer is the toast of the land
Genetically modified food stuff
It seems that folks can't get enough.

Final refrain
Two heads, my beer has two heads
Seems they're better than one,
And twice as much fun.

Two heads, now my kids have two heads
Fill me with dreads,
My beer had two heads