Dolly

Intro
I used to wonder why anyone would clone a sheep,
When all sheep look the same.
Then I saw the most beautiful sheep in the world
And Dolly was her name.

1
If I had a sheep like Dolly, how happy I would be
We'd frolic and play in a natural way
And then go home for tea.
By golly, Miss Dolly
Well goodness gracious me
Oh I wish I had a sheep like Dolly
Serendipitously

2
If I had a sheep like Dolly
And she wanted to be on her own.
I wouldn't cry, I wouldn't sigh
I'd just go and visit her clone.
I love you, Dolly number two
Just as much as Dolly number one
Yes, if I had a sheep like Dolly
It would be non-stop fun.

3
But I'll never have a sheep like Dolly
Who am I trying to fool?
A haughty beauty like her would rather prefer
Someone rich and handsome and cool.
It's folly, Miss Dolly
Such a thing was never meant to be
No I'll never have a sheep like Dolly
Oh, misery me.

Instrumental solo

Can I have this dance Dolly?
You dance divinely.
Sorry about stepping on your hoof, I'm two left feet in these gumboots.
Let's go over to the trough and have a drink.
Hey. Go easy on that salt lick will you. I'm not made of money.
Did you know that the last verse is a clone of the first?

4
I wish I had a sheep like Dolly,
How happy I would be
We'd frolic and play in a natural way
And then go home for tea.
By golly, Miss Dolly
Well goodness gracious me
Oh I wish I had a sheep like Dolly
Serendipitously
Surreptitiously
Superciliously
Semi-seditiously
Sesqui-centenary

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